Tom - I was the finance director at Bob Bell Chevrolet in Bel Air Md. for a few years in the early 2000's. A very young, uneducated couple with hourly wage income and beacon scores in the 500's wanted to buy a used Cavalier. At that time, the GMAC rep used to camp out in the sales tower underwriting applications on…

Before I started this writing gig, I figured a lot of this stuff was obvious and common sense. Then the emails came...and came, and still continue to haunt my inbox. Common sense is not so common.

So what you’re saying is taking a group of individuals traditionally known for being socially awkward misogynists who have spent years competing in an environment where they had complete anonymity and could say whatever to whomever they please with little to no repercussions, and turning into celebrities overnight…

“I’m so sick of these athletes daring to express their opinions! For more analysis, let’s go to Fox News commentator Curt Schilling!”

Let me get that deck by end of business, I’d like to see a 50,000 foot view to outline the strategic priorities. Don’t try to boil the ocean here, some back of the envelope math should work just fine but we will need to do a deep dive later. I have a hard stop at 6 so I would like to review it by then, in fact, maybe…

Consulting. Next question.

I’m tempted to call the NYPD and report a stick lodged firmly up the ass of Deputy Chief Timothy J. Trainor.

Deputy Chief Timothy J. Trainor, I wanna party with you!

In my best Jerry Seinfeld voice: Could that NYPD rep have been any more of a dick?

The thing I find so confounding about the complicity of USAG/MSU/USOC is... why? Once the allegations started to surface, why keep him? Did this shitstain appear to offer anything special? Did he seem to possess unique skills above and beyond the average sports medicine practitioner? Or was it really just the purely…

A sane person might wonder what makes the weather in Oymyakon so special, as well as why anyone would want to live there. The answer is a mix of geography and weather, at least as far as the weather is concerned. Why people live there is a whole other story.

“Mompreneur” will make me chase someone down the block. Unfortunately, I sift through a lot of that particular bullshit with the profiles I have to read as part of my job.

Besides the obvious problems with her, which are eye-rolling and cringe-inducing, the phrase SHE-E-O makes me want to stab someone. Its this kind of bullshit, pat cutesy women on their head for having a ‘lifestyle brand’, that serves to keep women out of industry. Why be the CEO of a VC company when you can have a…

No regerts!!!

I am one. I don’t ever root for or find joy in player injuries.

In Nick Foles’ defense, he didn’t do much after leaving Philly because he was playing for Jeff Fisher and the St. Louis Rams. He was pretty good when he was in Philly.

Eagels fan here. I’m calling it early: we sign Kap, he plays like a man possesed, we roll through the playoffs and win our first Superbowl, and Goddel is forced to hand to Lombardi trophy to Kap, the games MVP.

That’s a mixed person “gift”. We could be some dope-ass spies. It also means we get all the choice racial slurs thrown our way because people are certain they hate us but they’re not sure how.

Philly fans will never be the worst in a world where Patriots fans still exist.