‘Nonplussed’ is one of those fantastic words with two completely opposite meanings.

It’s a relatively small and banal part of the job, and it pales in comparison to all the other ways he sucks, but the way he responds to these disasters is sickening to me. That an adult human cannot suppress the reflex to engage in superfluous praise (mostly of himself) to focus on victims of a disaster is…

My only regret is that I only have +1 star to give this comment. Bravissimo kind sir.

+1 life to give

It’s like that classic Nathan Hale quote when his British executioner asked the colonial war hero how he felt about being a spy who was caught and about to be hanged. Hale replied, “I only regret that.”

The city’s permanent residents should really adjust to the needs of the casual, pants-pissing visitor.

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Christine Flowers is still this week’s leader for “Did You Actually Put That in Print Where Other People Could See It?,” but a strong effort by Sally Jenkins here.

People don’t like to hear this, but marriage involves work. As does any long term relationship. But especially marriage. You WILL have arguments and sometimes you will think, who the heck did I marry? But it is worth all of it, it’s good work.

I’d guess the therapist was simplifying. No reputable therapist is going to say “never divorce”, but they will convey something that boils down to:

Being raised by a single mother, I can tell you my mother’s real fears kicked in once I left the house for college. But hey, you have me to give you some advice that I wish someone gave my mother. The worrying is normal to a point, but you have to trust yourself and know that you instilled your son with the tools he…

Hahaaaa, I ALWAYS thought of those ads whenever they showed footage of the crowds of Trumpanzees in the red states... Part of me never stopped asking, “Why aren’t these Jethros kicking him out of bed & screaming ‘NEWWW YORRK CITY?!?!’”

This reminds me of the Pace salsa commercials of the 90's.

He is literally everything the GOP claims to hate.

The damage caused by Roger Ailes is truly breathtaking in its impact and scope. Professionally, he was a proto-Rove Richard Nixon accomplice and enabler who went on to found the most powerful and pervasive propaganda network in modern history, which was profoundly responsible for training millions to disregard…

Daly’s comment makes MY brain hurt. Ice causes concussions, the boards don’t? Are you fucking dense? That’s one of the single dumbest things I have ever heard a human being utter in my life- and I’ll point at my screen name for proof that I hear a lot of stupid things in my day.

Still my all-time favorite Deadspin comment

“Remember that public comments on this topic may be their first and only impression of you.”

Respectfully,

Back in my day glue was for 3 things. Stickin, eatin, and coverin your hand in it and peelin it back like you a snake losin yur skin, becomin a fresh snake and slitherin on the ground all serpent like.