On the plus side, the team now knows where to find a quality Fwd: FW: FWD:

women be hoppin’

As an biracial person, 100% of my relationships are interracial.

Yes but we got this out that bullshit, so in the end it was worth it.

This is really nicely written, and is in a very small group of “Writing about Young/Novice Parenting” that I will recommend to other young/novice parents.

I don’t know. It seemed already pretty bungled when they signed it to play quarterback.

Last insane off-season + last season + this insane off-season = I now feel like a Browns fan.

Bosh: This beer hits the spot. 5 stars.

First of all, white people, come get ya girl. Rap didn’t ask for this bullshit.

“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

This is basically the plot of House of Yes, no?

I found her CDL Instructor.....

CNN’s PR instincts match their journalistic ones: turrible.

Slowed down, I spoke too fast
Mouth wrote a check my ass just cashed
Face down, I’ll hobble home
Lookin’ to run but feelin’ woozy

Preseason football is a lot like Cinemax at 3am. If you haven't seen the real thing in 7 months..... it gets the job done.

Well, it may be a loss for the Panthers and Cam, but everyone knows it means absolute zero to Kelvin.

This. The Sleep Book is a magical book. There is something in the cadence of the text and the colors in the illustrations that is like printed valium.

The Sleep Book for the win. I’ve yet to get through it as a reader or listener without several yawns.

“I’ve spoken with Native Americans across this great country. Two, in particular, really resonated with me. Their names were Tibia and Fibula from the Snapcreek Nation, and they just shattered me with their enthusiasm for the name. Absolutely cracked me up.”