Oh, didn’t you know? As soon as you say you’ve been raped veryone starts throwing money at you and praising you - not dragging your name and reputation through the mud, examining every tiny move you’ve ever made, and calling you a lying slut. I don’t know what alternative world he’s living in, but I’d really like to…

Somewhere Barbaro is looking down on this race and still not comprehending any of this, because he is a horse.

On the plus side, the team now knows where to find a quality Fwd: FW: FWD:

women be hoppin’

As an biracial person, 100% of my relationships are interracial.

Yes but we got this out that bullshit, so in the end it was worth it.

This is really nicely written, and is in a very small group of “Writing about Young/Novice Parenting” that I will recommend to other young/novice parents.

I don’t know. It seemed already pretty bungled when they signed it to play quarterback.

Last insane off-season + last season + this insane off-season = I now feel like a Browns fan.

Bosh: This beer hits the spot. 5 stars.

First of all, white people, come get ya girl. Rap didn’t ask for this bullshit.

“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

This is basically the plot of House of Yes, no?

I found her CDL Instructor.....

CNN’s PR instincts match their journalistic ones: turrible.

Slowed down, I spoke too fast
Mouth wrote a check my ass just cashed
Face down, I’ll hobble home
Lookin’ to run but feelin’ woozy

Preseason football is a lot like Cinemax at 3am. If you haven't seen the real thing in 7 months..... it gets the job done.

Well, it may be a loss for the Panthers and Cam, but everyone knows it means absolute zero to Kelvin.

This. The Sleep Book is a magical book. There is something in the cadence of the text and the colors in the illustrations that is like printed valium.