“I’ve spoken with Native Americans across this great country. Two, in particular, really resonated with me. Their names were Tibia and Fibula from the Snapcreek Nation, and they just shattered me with their enthusiasm for the name. Absolutely cracked me up.”

Because there is a Mr Show skit for every fucked-up situation:

Why, I had a parent call me just last fall to complain about something her son heard in class. And yes, I do teach college students.

What’s wrong with these? Clean buzzcut, high and tight, no sideburns, no mistakes.

Would be hit by it.

If you're running the spread offense, I can't imagine anything more spread out that placing your players all over the country on different teams.

I think it makes sense that the government would kill 27 people in a small town to prove a point about guns, but refuse to fudge numbers on a spreadsheet. They gotta draw the line somewhere.

This tournament has had nothing but garbage results thanks to garbage voters who wouldn't know good snacks from garbage. Thanks for being trash and wrong, everyone.

Are you sure it wasn't Kappa Kappa Kappa?

She had her back done.

I must be the poorest and youngest of all you ...

Keep in mind that Drew takes the crusts off his pizza slices. So, don't trust him on anything pizza.

I'm with you there. Pop is the dad at the restaurant who'll make a half-serious joke when a waiter screws something up and it'll be a little awkward but mostly all good afterward. Belichick will just mutter, "that's alright" after the server messes up, then excuse himself to go to the bathroom but is really looking…

Carl Lewis did a better job

Any idea what they're doing with the wine now? We really like red wine but don't have a lot of money.

I'm a professional author and theatre director. My friends that I have taken shrooms with are actors and musicians, and one visual artist. Last time we did shrooms together, my friend made a wildly gorgeous abstract pastel drawing, and I sketched out the first short story I ever had published (but not the last). Our…

Our problematic fans here in Philly just have better marketing. If San Fran wants mainstream media attention on its problems, their thug fans need to come up with memorable names like our thugs do. Names like "Pukemon", or "Howard Eskin".

I was down there for a week and while there is beer and drinking everywhere, I was shocked at how well-behaved everyone was. Probably cause I'm from Philly, but I was amazed at how people could be so drunk but otherwise so non-destructive, friendly and pleasant.

I love them roasted at 400 for 35 minutes after covering in oil and salt. Are these that much better to be worth the 20 dollars or whatever in oil to fry them?