I must be the poorest and youngest of all you ...

Keep in mind that Drew takes the crusts off his pizza slices. So, don't trust him on anything pizza.

I'm with you there. Pop is the dad at the restaurant who'll make a half-serious joke when a waiter screws something up and it'll be a little awkward but mostly all good afterward. Belichick will just mutter, "that's alright" after the server messes up, then excuse himself to go to the bathroom but is really looking…

Carl Lewis did a better job

Any idea what they're doing with the wine now? We really like red wine but don't have a lot of money.

I'm a professional author and theatre director. My friends that I have taken shrooms with are actors and musicians, and one visual artist. Last time we did shrooms together, my friend made a wildly gorgeous abstract pastel drawing, and I sketched out the first short story I ever had published (but not the last). Our…

Our problematic fans here in Philly just have better marketing. If San Fran wants mainstream media attention on its problems, their thug fans need to come up with memorable names like our thugs do. Names like "Pukemon", or "Howard Eskin".

I was down there for a week and while there is beer and drinking everywhere, I was shocked at how well-behaved everyone was. Probably cause I'm from Philly, but I was amazed at how people could be so drunk but otherwise so non-destructive, friendly and pleasant.

This is one of the worst fucking songs ever, and I'm removing Gizmodo from my bookmarks bar.

Kind of pointless if it makes everywhere the same elevation.

10. ploughshare tortise

I love them roasted at 400 for 35 minutes after covering in oil and salt. Are these that much better to be worth the 20 dollars or whatever in oil to fry them?

If it has the same back camera it's worthless. It is my biggest issue with the current HTC One. All of my pictures look like they were taken by a disposable camera in low light.

THOSE AREN'T DECORATIONS, THEY ARE MASS SLOT COFFINS FOR US CITIZENS WHO WON'T TURN IN THEIR GUNS

What it looks like to pilots. Not an eexaggeration. It's blinding.

Huh, I'll check it out!

OK. Make it bigger.

You're all wrong. Sarasa, 0.7. Indigo, burgundy, or hunter green.