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The user interface is definitely something that gets on my nerves. “Finding something new to watch” has become something of a joke between me and my partner because despite Netflix having hours and hours of information on which series/movies we have watched, it’s recommend function is a pile of wank and never suggests

When I was about 6 we visited a family friend who was a pilot and flew private jets for celebs. Long story short, I was trying to get out of going for an after dinner walk by complaining about the sun (?) And so this pilot pulled this fancy pair of sunglasses out of a drawer and told me they belonged to some guy named

Well, good. More plz.

I’d like to see a response to this to be like an ad campaign directed at men now that we have reporting rates up and women are *well aware tyvm* of the “risks” of public transport.

I always thought of Mark as the Chandler of the group, don't know why

I am so excited about this. How to build a girl is a fantastic book and whilst my teen years were nowhere near as colourful as the main character’s, I really felt like Caitlin Moran captured the feelings of teenage girlhood so well that it was scary how it took me back to how I was as a teen. 

Ffs I just noticed that Kinja tacked my comment onto yours.

I had 3 wisdom teeth out when I was 19 (local anaesthetic only!) 4 days before Xmas so those pics of Jameela are relatable.

J-lo and Kim’s hairsyles are definitely long bobs... Lobs?

Legitimately thought the two women in the photo were the couple who were trying to get invites made for their wedding and thought “what a cute couple! Why would you want to deny their love?”

New lifehack for how to look younger.

I am laughing at this though. You should definitely introduce people to your cat with "this is my godson" #blessed

This may help (I mean it won’t, but it does prove that something is very broken and polls mean nowt)

People = dumb

Haha it feels very familiar to me: you start writing your paper and make a statement that is obvious like “bone is a structure which protects our squishy parts” and then your supervisor proof reads and draws a big red circle with “citation???” And you have to dig through pub med to find a paper that you can reference.

Also people using drive-thru to make big orders. We’d get people pull up and order 10 meals, usually with custom burger orders (no cheese etc) and then complain when we made them park up and wait.

Ugh. Just what we need. More unrealistic expectations for society to place on women.

It’s like if they held a referendum on moving to Mars and it passed and now everyone is demanding it go ahead despite there being no rockets to get there and there being no food or water if we do get there

Look, I’m not saying cricket is ridiculous but also there are field positions like “silly mid-off” and “fine leg” and something called cow corner and a contest held over an urn filled with ashes. 

I really wanted to like the book. I rarely give up on books. I came soooo close with this one during the whole bit in the middle where he’s just swanning about his rich friend’s house? What was even the point?