I think this is pretty much what Nadia said she did the year she won and tbh that’s what makes her the GOAT GBBO winner because she was honest about how hard she prepped. The others who were like “oh I practiced this once and it failed” are infuriating liars (I’m looking at you Ruby Tandoh).

It’s literally part of guys like Woody Allen’s MO to be as fucking charming and likeable as possible so that no one will believe the victims.

Bojo got a dog and I’m hoping Larry fucks him up (Boris I mean, not the dog, they’re all good dogs)

Statements from the President no longer mean anything and future presidents are going to struggle to regain the respect of the office because everyone is now conditioned to dismiss and tune out anything he says.

I read it as Kelly but I don't know why you'd do that to a name

At this point I’m fully pinning my hopes on Ben Stokes winning us the Ashes and simultaneously solving Brexit for us. He’s got the power.

There's a lot going on here, but the blue columns not lining up with the tile pattern on the floor makes me irrationally angry.

Sex Education handled abortion sooo much better.

I mean it's funny at first but then you consider the world is run by guys like this and the Amazon is still on fire cos of fucking manbabies who won't accept help until the big meanie apologizes.

Oooh he's sooooo edgy

Weal

Honestly, I would take any and every injection required to be able to live with these cantankerous glorious creatures.

Yay shelter kitties!

I don’t have any babies but what you’re saying doesn’t sound insane and honestly sounds like what I would expect: you’ve just moved into a monumental new phase of your life overnight (yes, sure pregnancy whatever but that’s just a 9 month phase of denial of what’s ahead) . Mourn your old life and don’t feel guilty.…

Why is it ok for you to change your will and then commit suicide? Surely there should be a clause like with life insurance where it doesn’t stand if you do that.

Someone replied to me the other day about him to say he was the most boring part of The Favourite and they weren't wrong.

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if the idea came to him in a dream.

Next he will announce that he is looking for the BEST tailor to produce him the FINEST suit in ALL THE LAND and there will be a reality TV show “America’s Got Linen” (title is WIP) where the contestants will face off to produce the most magnificent presidential suit ever.

“people were so much nicer before the internet"

Glad to be of some help. And for what it’s worth, I’ve lurked SNS for a fair while and just want to wish you all the best. From what I’ve seen you have shown so much bravery and you are never anything but lovely to everyone here. I'm sorry that trolls have shaken your confidence x