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Aubergine and courgette microwave really well- we swear by microwave cooking to get them really well cooked and soft in no time at all. Sweet potatoes as an alternative to standard jacket potatoes for a bit of different flavour too.

My 4th birthday we went to Disneyland Paris. At the character breakfast I met Tigger and I got so excited I fell off my chair.

I follow this Twitter account called “Let Clothes Be Clothes” which actively calls out stupid gendering of kids clothes. It’s amazing e.g. they found that a major clothes retailer in the UK is sizing girls clothes differently to boys from ages 3 to like 10, so that girls have “bigger” sizes for the same measurements

#BringBackCanines

Mike J Fox stem cells!!! Low price pot! Government funded abortions! Where can I sign up?

Fearless, but not in the cocky way you see these YouTubers pull off stupid stunts. Just self-assured.

Yeah at the risk of sounding all “get off my lawn” I don’t really get the importance of box office records - as a kid we hardly went to the cinema. I think growing up the only Disney movies I saw sat in the theater were Aladdin and Toy Story. My exposure was through VHS; and as VHS was expensive my mum had a network

This is how I look in my head when I’m that drunk. The reality is much more horrific and annoying.

I have the coordination of an emu in rollerskates, and I find watching her is mesmerising. There’s something about *how* she pulls off these insane doubles which look so graceful and effortless.

There is no justice

I saw the Queen of England once. She came to my university and pulled up in a limo and then got out and went in the building. I’m actually republican (in the anti-monarchy sense) but I waited half an hour just so I could say I saw the Queen.

I do not know how the Brits have a reputation for a fear of spice. Has no one heard of Nandos? And compare us to our friends on the continent. A few years ago I went to an Eritrean restaurant in the Netherlands with some colleagues. If you’re not familiar, the food is served on a large spongy pancake type bread thing

I can relate, I was into gossip blogs back in the days when Perez Hilton was still page 666 and pink is the new blog existed and I can’t work out if it’s because I’m now older or if pop culture is no longer as good. I click on Dirt Bag out of habit and am not really interested in about 75% of it.

The first time I saw anything of this guy after hearing about him as Mr Taylor Swift was in the Favourite. So in my eyes he looks weird in anything but pantaloons and a wig.

Was really concerned that we'd lost a leg bone there.

Take your crazy communist ideas elsewhere pal! 

As someone who just left a huge American corporation but is based in Europe I recognise everything you just said. The working environment is so hostile it was one of the reasons I left: I think the moment when I was berated on a conference call for attending my grandmother’s funeral in the middle of a project

Pfft. They're not getting rescue dogs. This is totally purebred. 

This doggo is a good doggo (they're all good doggos Brant!) And Jared Kushner is a P.O.S. human being so this dog can absolutely do anything better than him.

Marie Antoinette except she's had every opportunity in life to be better educated and independent than Marie was ever born into.