Jam Spinfeller

My dad is a Wakey fan himself, but we’ve spent many a time on the other side of the stadium for the cricket (most recently the epic that was Stokes@Headingley ‘19) so hello neighbour *waves* welcome to Jez! Here’s hoping that they’re not told to “stick to the feminism... no not that feminism.. the other kind of…

How can you not love a face like this?

Humblebrag, but I'll allow it because it is fantastic and I am jel!

Oh true, I once stayed in a hotel with Tottenham Hotspur back in the Jamie Redknapp days (so, around 2003?) and encountering him(and others) at the breakfast buffet in his morning training gear definitely awoke something in 13 year old me.

The writers have quit en masse, the articles from today were posted by David Roth so the freelancers could get paid, before he too could hand in his resignation. Others have posted links to the relevant Twitter accounts I think!

Rugby league players for their thighs (their faces suffer somewhat due to the nature of the game)

My boyfriend believes for some of the more outrageous challenges they should each be given one sample of what they’re aiming for because there’s as still a lot of skill involved in deconstructing a dish and following basic instructions to replicate it. The current format is boring anyway.

Related: “erotic strangulation”. In the UK it’s become more frequent and guys are getting away with killing their girlfriends because it’s his word against hers and she’s dead and “well they were playing a dangerous sex game” wraps things up nicely, especially when he was a nice boy, well liked by his family and…

Curse of the Lesser Hemsworth

The woman walking past them thinks she's walking past Chris Hemsworth.

They don’t even care that this story has zero credibility. They could have tried to make it feasible, but they didn’t, because nothing matters.

I actually don't know if the UK could handle the Queen dying right now, it's barely holding its shit together as it is. 

What does an $8bn payout achieve here? If J&J were at fault then surely the more productive outcome is: proportionate compensation to the complainant, better regulation of the industry. $8bn would mean a significant lost amount of funding for other drug discovery/development and a cost to people’s jobs/livelihood.

Impeach me? How about impeach your FACE!

Eta: saw this on twitter, laughed for ten minutes, then cried for the rest of the day

I considered this as I was typing (I was 13 when this happened) but it was a good chunk of the flight time in the end taken up by quite severe turbulence!

I was once on a flight from London to Johannesburg and a men’s rugby team and women’s netball team happened to be on the flight. It was hell for everyone as they all spent hours flirting/trying to get in eachothers’ pants. It only stopped when the plane started bouncing around and everyone had to return to their seats.…

Its why Bake Off is the best! Contestants genuinely care for eachother and root for eachother. Alice is a magnificent giraffe, but currently Rosie the badass vet is my favourite person (mostly for the rabbit comment) .

Alice’s eyes said she was NOT happy for Steph, at least in the moment. She thought she was a shoe-in with 2 good rounds, but she hasn’t realised the technicals don’t count anymore.