The local porn store does BOGO Vibes all the time.

I remember when my uncle bought his Eagle Premier and the dealer was tossing in a free Yugo with purchase. He said “NO” as he’d have to pay tax and liability coverage on it.

Hahaha, excellent

After all that work, it’s still the second best electric truck in that picture...

I can smell the inside of this thing from Sacramento.

I’ll take “The Rapy Llama” for $500!

Why does the Richard Petty tribute Supra look so damned good? Seriously, it’s the first time I’ve seen one of these BMW-built bastards and liked it.

At least you’ll have something to do while you wait for the engine replacement.

Welp - if it’s a R win, I can only think of one appropriate vehicle.

This is the sign you’re not going to like the candidate that’s hiring you.

It’s important to note that they weren’t told which candidate they were campaigning for until after they were hired.

As much as I want to say these people got what they deserved, I know that at least some of them were just doing whatever they could to earn a buck.

And his name was Pujol - POO HOLE

Ok, I see what you’ve put down, and I’m backing away slowly. 

Way back when, American kids always got the funnies when they saw the ring around the ignition keyhole in a Volkswagen. The key positions were stamped START FAHRT.

The French really really like a fart joke, abridged from wikipedia;

Also, pour one out for Pioneer 10..

Voyager 1 finally calls home, drunk and broke. “Hey guys, sorry, my phone battery like must have died or something. Yeah, I had to borrow this old phone to call you. So like, can you send some money? I’ll give you an address. No, cash would be better, cause like uh, yeah, just send cash. I promise I’ll be home for the…

I guess it’s technically not a badge, but Jaguar’s leaping jaguar hood ornament will always be my favorite:

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