Whatever you do, don’t google “Gulf of Mexico” then use the three dots next to the search results to report them as inaccurate.

How much would it cost to get the asteroid here early?  I’d chip in.

I gotta stop thinking “this timeline couldn’t get any shittier” because every goddamned day I get proven wrong.

We had a good run. Maybe Mother Nature can do something less self destructive when the squids crawl out of the ocean and take over when we’re gone.

This response deserves a slow-clap ovation, well done.

Saying violence is never a good idea ignores that in a justified position, violence is the last resort. It should not be approached glibly, but to deny its power is saying the status quo cares for people and justice, and we know that isn’t the truth. But I digress.

If you can find the double meaning behind this =)

I owned a 2005 GX. All these GXs had dash-cracking issues that Lexus ended up issuing a recall for, so having the dash replaced is actually a positive as the recall is currently closed. I also had to replace my driver’s seat leather due to a small tear in the bolster.

And the dealership would’ve gotten away with that markup, too, if it hadn’t been for you meddling Jalopniks!

Tigra and Bunny are not impressed.

SHARKBAIT! HOO-HA-HA!

It’s amazing how far Hyundai has actually progressed.

Doing 10K miles in that thing is a lofty goal.  Cheap insurance is one thing (I think you could be surprised by the cost), but considering this thing would fold like a wet cardboard box if hit by anything larger than a Versa - for that reason, I’m out.

It’ll be a big hit at the next Kars and Kimchi.

This car has a timing issue. It’s late for the crusher. ND.

Nissan is like the online dating profile that says, “I used to be a 7, now I’m a 4, but I still act like I’m a 9.”

X3. Not that I want one, but just to see how much complexity and maintenance burden BMW could build into a full frame.

Kind of an essential part of the utility that makes up a ute.  Appears nicely done, but 100% fails as a ute.  I think driving it would get your ass kicked in certain Aussie towns.

I love the sinister angle - which made me think of this