Nissan is like the online dating profile that says, “I used to be a 7, now I’m a 4, but I still act like I’m a 9.”

X3. Not that I want one, but just to see how much complexity and maintenance burden BMW could build into a full frame.

Kind of an essential part of the utility that makes up a ute.  Appears nicely done, but 100% fails as a ute.  I think driving it would get your ass kicked in certain Aussie towns.

I love the sinister angle - which made me think of this

I think something big, elegant, old, and slightly sinister would really benefit from an EV conversion.

This is so much the correct answer that someone has already done it.

Continental convertible. Definitely.

First thing that popped into my head as well.

I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane

Europeans know what happens when you get in bed with Nazis. Calfornians recognize the danger too.

Here’s mine which I bought down here in Chile. Got some white old Suzuki Samurai wheels and painted the roof white.

Biggest mistake I made in LA was booking a hotel room 20 miles away from where I needed to be figuring it was like home and it would take me ~20 minutes to get there...

Honestly, I’d rather teleport everyone else’s car somewhere else so I can enjoy some of my own local roads.

Send me and my Mazda5 to the Boring company and I’ll drive the tunnel in Vegas just long enough to piss off Elon.

Did you hear about the Honda Accord powered by cordless drills?

“Consider this your fire academy test. It’s kinda pass-fail.”

Fair punishment would be to drop them off right in the middle of an uncontrolled blaze and let them fight their way out of it. Unsupported, of course. 

This is the first time I’ve woken up as an American and genuinely not felt safe. And to all the people who chose this? Fuck you and I hope they come for your family first.

Buckle up, my friends. Let the fuckery commence. Shit.