First thing that popped into my head as well.

I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane

Europeans know what happens when you get in bed with Nazis. Calfornians recognize the danger too.

Here’s mine which I bought down here in Chile. Got some white old Suzuki Samurai wheels and painted the roof white.

Biggest mistake I made in LA was booking a hotel room 20 miles away from where I needed to be figuring it was like home and it would take me ~20 minutes to get there...

Honestly, I’d rather teleport everyone else’s car somewhere else so I can enjoy some of my own local roads.

Send me and my Mazda5 to the Boring company and I’ll drive the tunnel in Vegas just long enough to piss off Elon.

Did you hear about the Honda Accord powered by cordless drills?

“Consider this your fire academy test. It’s kinda pass-fail.”

Fair punishment would be to drop them off right in the middle of an uncontrolled blaze and let them fight their way out of it. Unsupported, of course. 

This is the first time I’ve woken up as an American and genuinely not felt safe. And to all the people who chose this? Fuck you and I hope they come for your family first.

Buckle up, my friends. Let the fuckery commence. Shit.

I worked on the DC-DC converter project, did the mechanical engineering work - the casting design, and connection. It’s an aluminum housing with fins, potted inside. This is the first time I’ve ever seen the finished van. I didn’t think anything ever came of the project.

Don’t know where you’re living but there are over 275K Mavericks out there.  Seeing a large percentage being used for businesses.

This one. We can probably just rent it as we’ll only need it for the trip from the inauguration. Think of all the money we’ll save.

I apologize a bit for not being relevant to the topic at hand but..

NP. 8 grand is perilously close to “Fuck it” car money these days. I hate it, but here we are and it’s not this car’s fault. Low miles, not all modded to shit, fun thing to blast around.

Back around 2000 I worked at an ad agency and I got to drive one of those to a commercial shoot. To be honest I was pretty stoked. But driving it was so dull -- it was uncomfortable, awkward, and not at all sporty feeling. Pretty slow, too. And while I thought I’d get lots of looks and attention, I swear no one even…

“What are we gonna do tonight, Brain?”

So you need to bring a trailer and a trailer-trailer to pick up the car you got on Bring a Trailer.