The Yaris is a good seller in Mexico, but it does not meet US standards. They are made in Thailand if memory serves and start at the equivalent of about $15K USD.

Name totally checks out.

I would totally shop at the “Boobs and Whatnot” store

My senior-citizen aunt has a gasser and I freaking HATE the thing. Interior plastics are so hard and the center console is huge for no apparent reason. Fuel mileage is atrocious.

Who’s got 2 nuts and 6 wheels?

Look at Scrooge McDuck here, leaving EGGS in the car like it’s nothin.

WEENIE DOWN!

SHRINKAGE!

“Consider this your fire academy test. It’s kinda pass-fail.”

Glad you can absorb further increases in costs.  Not all of us can.  A decent amount of us non-supporters are going to be collateral damage.

Is that a U-Haul? No orange on it - the design is a bit different from the ones I always see.

LOL @ N/A light - I’m a bit afraid of the arm chopper though.

Buckle up, my friends. Let the fuckery commence. Shit.

Don’t know where you’re living but there are over 275K Mavericks out there.  Seeing a large percentage being used for businesses.

I’m totally fine with advertently in this case.

Poor cleaning crew after Cheeto’s been in there for a bit

Your turds TALK?

This one. We can probably just rent it as we’ll only need it for the trip from the inauguration. Think of all the money we’ll save.

The Takeshi’s Castle reboot is gonna be LIT.

The Streets of San Francisco is a Quinn-Martin Production.