But then I’d have to deal with influncer twats *and* have a Cybertruck in my driveway.

Well, the benefit is you now have a right angle extension. Perfect for hard to reach bolts.

LOL, yup. The exchange with the lot person when I returned mine:

I wouldn’t take a Wankpanzer if it was free. I’m pushing 60, a bit porky and not a real good looking dude so I generally don’t care what people think of me. That *should* mean I wouldn’t care about others making fun of me driving one of these and that’s totally true.

It’s raining drones!

Hmmm - what if they tried other examples of when OEMs did this:

What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs

HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE! HAHAHA!

Remember handing cash to the UPS driver for the COD order?

can you imagine ordering something in 2018 and being told it may be ready in 2027?

Yeah, these are not fans of hills - here in CA I ran the A/C constantly but we rarely saw any significant hills (partly why I figured the 5 was up to having the trailer).

I just recently sold my Mazda5 and I regularly strapped a small enclosed cargo trailer on it consisting of ~1,100 pounds plus a couple hundred in the back and worst I ever got was just under 17. Mine was a manual trans though.

LOL - came here to tell the same story about my grandpas ‘73 454 Sub. 6mpg no matter what - empty, towing his travel trailer or big Bayliner - always 6 mpg.

Duh - makes perfect sense - thanks!

Is there an actual reason why there is an aluminum disc in the right front wheel but NOT the left? My OCD brain can’t get past that.

I worked at a parts store back then and recall having more than one Sable owner lose their shit when they found out those bulbs were $10+ each, just as expensive as the headlight bulbs.

Aaah, the Discount Tire method...

There’s that word again...heavy. Is there a problem with the earth’s gravitational pull?

for a price she’ll amuse anyone

I’m a sap for tree puns and never board with them.