Meat Bag Bowling Pins is my new band name. Thanks.

Doing 10K miles in that thing is a lofty goal.  Cheap insurance is one thing (I think you could be surprised by the cost), but considering this thing would fold like a wet cardboard box if hit by anything larger than a Versa - for that reason, I’m out.

It’ll be a big hit at the next Kars and Kimchi.

Suspect vehicle is a Yolkswagen Touregg

Nissan - never change. Foxconn is SO much a better choice than being a Honda subsidiary.

Yup.  The old sensors could have just been transferred to the new wheels.  Not like they wouldnt fit.

Still one of my faves

I have a thing for these abominations. Would never own or really want one but that inverted extra front bumper triggers me.  A lot.

X3. Not that I want one, but just to see how much complexity and maintenance burden BMW could build into a full frame.

while handicapped people make handicapped faces

I love the sinister angle - which made me think of this

Continental convertible. Definitely.

I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane

Biggest mistake I made in LA was booking a hotel room 20 miles away from where I needed to be figuring it was like home and it would take me ~20 minutes to get there...

Send me and my Mazda5 to the Boring company and I’ll drive the tunnel in Vegas just long enough to piss off Elon.

Planedozer rollin snow.

PLEASE OH PLEASE LET THIS BE THE SOUND IT PLAYS TO ALERT THOSE WITH VISION IMPAIRMENT

The Yaris is a good seller in Mexico, but it does not meet US standards. They are made in Thailand if memory serves and start at the equivalent of about $15K USD.

Name totally checks out.