It’s Hoovie, it has to be Hoovie lol.

“I’m sorry officer, I was on my way to Assholeville in the republican of Dumbfuckistan and wasn’t aware that the concept of “laws” applied to me.”

I’d love to see them band together and attempt their own utopian paradise of libertarianism and anarchy. Let’s give ‘em Oklahoma, then put an enormous fence around it.

We drive to Valhalla, shiny and chrome!

You can’t just abandon it.

We bought a ‘99 WJ Grand Cherokee ex-Hertz rental - it had the 4.0L six and about 25K on it. Had it to 200K with the only problem being when we bought it, they put new tires on it and the tire store put matching brand, but 2 different size tires on it. I wound up getting a new transfer case and that was the only…

How quickly the tune changes - about 3 weeks ago the same writer suggested buying ex-rental Teslas...

And this is why we should never have flying cars. If it’s this bad NOW, just wait until you can buy something that legitimately can fly from a BHPH lot.

Death to the shitters! So proud to have been involved in this 24 Hours of Lemons car

Did we watch the same video? The truck driver did turn the wheel to the right to attempt to avoid catastrophe. 

Clearly a US-based squid with the blinding lights. The European species can deflect them downward, minimizing the blinding but probably still quite effective at the catchy and eaty steps.

And a third:

Hey, we’ve found a second predatory creature with headlights!

Crazy multiple carburetors -my favorite has to be the early 60's Chrysler Cross Ram

Honda City had a damn minibike in the trunk

These cars are already 25K cars. Musk just doesn’t know it yet.

Full send. I’m totally not a Porsche guy, but I’d hit it for $4K. I’d chase parts in it - it would be the only Porsche in the Pick and Pull parking lot and on the trip it fails to start, I’d walk inside and trade the keys for nearly 10% of what I had paid for it.

Those are manual transmission turbo diesels too! Not wagons or available in brown, but I think we can forgive those two sins and at least call it an honorary Jalopmobile - right?

That’s pretty bad. Might have been 2 or even 2.5 psi off. 

I can hear the mooing exhaust note of that combination even after all these years.