Does anyone actually read the details in the auction? “Run and Drive” at Copart doesn’t mean shit.

Yep. For Christmas a couple years back I got a bulk pack of the specific kind of fuzzy catnip balls that my cat likes best. 95% of those balls are now hiding under my fridge, stove, and couch, but it was such a fun Christmas morning dumping the balls all over her and watching her go into a frenzy trying to chase…

I’ve always liked these, just not at $9000 for 20 years old.

Lady Gaga’s Ford Lightning.

It should be Wankpanzer Commander.

After filing a ticket with Tesla to get the truck rebooted, the Cybertrucker went to bed

Can you even refer to the man as ‘unhoused’ anymore?

Norman Greenbaum has a friend in Jesus?  I’m confused.

Don’t be a priuck.

From the auction listing

NEVER build a structure from Norwegian Wood.

One could buy a clean non-ruined Lotus Elise for a bit less than what the current bid is.

See now this is the kind of comment that you can only get here on Jalopnik.

Background: I’ve worked in the steel industry for many years and I’ve seen hot steel, both molten and freshly solidified, by the tonnes.

not the glowing red exhaust I pictured. 0/10

Guess we’re gonna be waiting a while for the new book

This guys sister must be so cool to allow such a thing to be displayed in the living room.