The engineers pointed out the problem to management once.

Grammar police and a phallic joke all in one comment? It’s a shame this site only let’s me grant you one star for your achievements 

The truck does have a censor for the front of the frunk’s door

At least one of them should put their money where their vote is.

Those 19 idiots that voted NP - show and defend yourselves.

Not a Tesla fanboi, but thought i’d offer alternative food for thought.

He no longer wanted to do the nasty.

Didn’t take long at all.

Just waiting for the Tesla fanboys to brigade the comments.

How gauche... that’s the proper pairing for liver. Nouveau Cannibals these days think fava beans and Chianti go with everything. Try roasted baby potatoes and a nice Bordeaux.

Only the Toolminati knows.

My theory to Chrysler’s fenderwell batteries is that they got the first Cirrus/Stratus/Breeze to the end of the assembly line and when it failed to start they realized it was due to the lack of a battery. There was no room underhood and it was going to cost too much in battery cabling for a trunk mount battery so they…

Ship’s pilot: So you see, there was this pelican... 

dammit. Take your star.

Pretty sure it’s a landbridge, dude.

This is a breaking story

The Dali’s insurer will say the bridge deserves at least 25% of the blame for stopping in the middle of a known shipping route. 

Gotta wait for the adjusters to hash it out. A nearby boat ramp witnessed the collision and the rumor is that bridge may not be at fault here.

A busy bridge in Baltimore collapsed early Tuesday morning following a collision with a cargo ship.

Its a throwback to an OLD vwvortex thread (nearly 20 years ago!!) It was a legendary thread that since been blackholed, but you can read the transcript here: https://www.davidmays.com/vortex/fents_bursh_crub.pdf