It should be Wankpanzer Commander.

After filing a ticket with Tesla to get the truck rebooted, the Cybertrucker went to bed

Can you even refer to the man as ‘unhoused’ anymore?

Norman Greenbaum has a friend in Jesus?  I’m confused.

Don’t be a priuck.

From the auction listing

NEVER build a structure from Norwegian Wood.

One could buy a clean non-ruined Lotus Elise for a bit less than what the current bid is.

See now this is the kind of comment that you can only get here on Jalopnik.

Background: I’ve worked in the steel industry for many years and I’ve seen hot steel, both molten and freshly solidified, by the tonnes.

not the glowing red exhaust I pictured. 0/10

Guess we’re gonna be waiting a while for the new book

They're absolutely ridiculous, and run around $350. I saw this poor girl wearing them in a store. By poor, I mean she couldn't even walk right in them. They're cartoonish, and she looked like a cartoon in them. I can't imagine driving in them is very safe.

Ah the “MSCHF Boot”. A style so absurd that I actually like it. They go for about $350 and were a temporary fashion item about a year ago.

Sonic called and wants his shoes back.

Is that an old school catcher’s mask on his face? Who watches these videos? Oh wait. Hellcat owners. 

This guys sister must be so cool to allow such a thing to be displayed in the living room.