You underestimate just how bad this problem is. These things eat oil. Once I got an oil change and just over four days later when checking the engine, I pulled out a damn near clean dipstick. 

After two long years, Hyundai finally replaced the engine in my 2018 Sonata. It took multiple dealer visits, poking Hyundai corporate, thousands of miles of driving and hundreds of gallons of oil.

Bought a $300 Venture minivan years ago. It had a stack of receipts including new tires with 3K miles on them that cost almost twice what I paid for the van.

But isn’t ‘thread’ an acceptable, in common usage, plural of thread? In lieu of ‘threads’? If I walked into a fabric store and wanted more than one spool of thread, I wouldn’t say ‘Do you have spools of threads’? I would say ‘spools of thread’. Also, I wouldn’t ask for ‘a spool of a thread’ for one spool. It’s ‘spool…

You and your non-Slavic language insistence on articles before specific nouns!

You need to be deathly afraid of these two:

Artist’s sketch of the press conference. 

Absolutely Incroyable!

The baby elephant suffered a bit of road rash, and was referred to a pachydermatologist.

Pretty sure that’s a Leibherr, dude.

That’s the joke.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude.

My only experience riding the carousel at the airport...

Dont have sales numbers, but we get Polk VIO data and as of Oct here are the Police-spec Explorers in service:

2 things: pet peeve and then greatest gas station moment of my life.

When all the rollerdogs are behind this sign:

I can’t take the pictures seriously because of the source annotation.

I’m gonna be cremated but would seriously take a final ride in one of these.

Kids will be out of college by then.

Pretty sure that’s an Impala, dude.