I bought my mother a new Soul last year.

Yeah, it’d have to be well into “fuckit” money territory for me to even think about it. Maybe $3,000-3,500. Maybe.

Hey, I *think* I’m not a douchebag.

Yep, my son said they are replacing front tires on some about every 1,500 miles - sometimes less. He also mentioned the brakes and that bottom seat cushions are kept in stock because they are replaced so often and those are $650 each.

They have been, but that has been a mostly failed experiment. All that are going to be deployed have been already. These Oshkoshs arent really any bigger than the Metrises. They are definitely taller, but less than 2 feet longer than the Metris.

My son is a tech at one of the larger USPS fleet facilities in Norcal and they dont have a single one of these yet.  They are supposed to send them back east for training on them but that’s been repeatedly pushed back over the last year.  The LLVs are dropping like flies, anything other than minimal maintenance…

LET’S MAKE SOME CRAAAAAAZY LEGISLATION!

Dumbest mistake I’ve ever made in my car?

That’s okay, neither did the author.

Guess the Starliner Door Guy didn’t get a vacation.

He probably hit the dump lever accidentally while filling his trucker bomb.

SAIL!

Ehh, busted tires for years.  NBD.

Pregnant women, the elderly and any humans with fingers or toes should avoid exposure to Cybertruck.

Those little wheels probably can’t handle the weight. They almost always look way overtaxed whenever I see them being used.

I am seriously looking at tire machines and balancers. My extended family has a big enough fleet to support one of each.  I hate paying retail for this.

ACAB

To be fair - this was technically a liquor delivery van. It delivered liquor right to the scene of the accident.

There are also no severed heads here: