Now THIS headline would have had my undivided attention. SO close to me caring.

We drive to Valhalla, shiny and chrome!

You can’t just abandon it.

because the Dali is “still considered a working vessel”

It was at SEMA in 2010 - small display in a corner but it was funny as hell because the guy who owned the gold Camaro parked next to it was not at all happy to have it there and have it show up reflected in his cars paint!

We bought a ‘99 WJ Grand Cherokee ex-Hertz rental - it had the 4.0L six and about 25K on it. Had it to 200K with the only problem being when we bought it, they put new tires on it and the tire store put matching brand, but 2 different size tires on it. I wound up getting a new transfer case and that was the only…

How quickly the tune changes - about 3 weeks ago the same writer suggested buying ex-rental Teslas...

And this is why we should never have flying cars. If it’s this bad NOW, just wait until you can buy something that legitimately can fly from a BHPH lot.

Death to the shitters! So proud to have been involved in this 24 Hours of Lemons car

And a third:

Crazy multiple carburetors -my favorite has to be the early 60's Chrysler Cross Ram

LOL - I remember our High School Drags at our local dragstrip. A friend had a 1976 Buick Apollo (Chevy Nova) with a 6 cylinder and at the end of the quarter mile - it had a trap speed of 58 MPH and took 20+ seconds. That Mirage would have WALKED poor Mike.  How far we’ve come.

New Teslas are in early this year!

Those are manual transmission turbo diesels too! Not wagons or available in brown, but I think we can forgive those two sins and at least call it an honorary Jalopmobile - right?

Looks to be a first gen Chrysler 300 so - probably.

According to the reporter, not stolen.  

Park the car Mahoney!

You’re right. Shit, how could I have forgotten that requirement - only 50% Jalop.

Came here to say this - not at all mad that I had been beat to it.  Have another star.

66.6666666667% Jalop.