Cost mainly - add another wheel, tire and TPMS sensor and for even cheap cars you’re talking an EASY $600 or more.  I bet the donut costs less than $100.

One of the first things I do with new (to me) vehicles whenever possible. Unfortunately many arent sized to hold anything other than the donut.

I once flat towed a parts car a couple miles with temp spares on both fronts - that was extremely sketchy and something I never repeated.

I remember living in Phoenix in the 80s - all of the wrecking yards were on one road south of town and several had bins out front filled with bins of these tires.  I once saw a Monte Carlo driving on a FULL SET of them.  Eep.

you could probably even find a decent one in a u-pull that matches the color.

You stuff your carrion with crap? That is the worst TURDucken EVER.

Box Giraffe Poop is my new ska band name.

My boss is an avid BBQer. He also is a single guy with no kids and has a lot of disposable income. Enough that he bought a commercial BBQ trailer just to mess around with. He went on vacation over Christmas 2019 and I’ll let my Amazon review tell the story:

I’ve bought dumber stuff.

I think it was about 350, but can’t say for sure.  I rebuilt it for him about 5 years ago after finally finding a NOS kit.  It was tiny.

My FIL has a ‘63 convertible - you could also get this engine with a very small 4-barrel carb.

Weird, I saw the Cybertruck a LOT this past weekend.

Royalty-free music that wont get them demonetized.  There’s not tons out there so what is tends to get commonly used.

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Everybody YangWang tonight

Yakety sax makes EVERYTHING better.

В Советской России тебя сбрасывает грузовик.

I was keyed in on the atrocious grammar of “Hyundai N Are Finally” but yeah

Really?

I was working at a Chevrolet dealer in Phoenix in the late 80s while going to trade school. There were 3 of us doing PDI (Pre-Delivery Inspection) on new vehicles. We were working on a bunch of S-10 trucks and Blazers and the tech next to me was raising a 4WD Blazer and incorrectly set the flip up lift extensions and…