OMG! GIMME!!!!

Who are you and what have you done to NPOCP?  I mean, a vehicle that is still available new on some dealer lots?  Meh. 

The OG Vectrex really wasnt all that big and it certanly was portable. I picked one up at a yard sale about 10 years ago.

Did they mark the box “GUARANTEED”?

Fish heads, fish heads

Totally reminds me of Towbin Dodge in LV.

I bet these “organizers” are also board members of their HOA.

Or laugh at you for bringing a POS Dodge SUV

The transmissions are fragile, especially at higher miles and lack of maintenance. I see TONS of them in my sub-$1000 CL searches and all of them need transmissions.

Why am I now picturing this scene on a scooter instead of an Esprit?

Might as well go for the full Astroception and put these on the doors

GMC = Green Manufactured Carpet?

That’s okay, I got it for you.

All of the RPMs.

He killed Brad!

Protip: Do NOT hit the play button on the video. I have taken one for the team and that’s more than enough human casualties. You’re welcome. Erin... Damn you.

(Sergio’s) Ghost weld the whip!

Only if a Zetec. ‘00-04s were available with that shitty SOHC “split port” engine that liked to drop pieces of the valve seats into the engine.

Or 5 Crown vics.