Her lack of oxford commas enrages me.

The biggest tragedy in all of this is that they probably won’t be able to find another white heterosexual ivy league finance bro to take Taubman’s place.

Love that the big virile manly-man can’t bear to be seen being unable to throw a baseball friggin’ 60 feet.

President Trump announced he intends to attend Game 5 in Washington.

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

Related: I don’t mind Joe Buck, either. He is extremely okay at a job that must be harder than it appears from the comfort of my couch judging by how many other people are awful at it. But is he really the only one who can do this? We’ve got him flying from Houston for Game 2, to Minnesota for Thursday Night Football,…

You mean to tell me a guy with that look, that accent, and already living in LA has no IMDB credits as a straight-to-dvd bad guy?

Yeah, but they’ll be facing defenses who can’t make 3rd team practice squads.

Literally  anything Zlatan has to say is infinitely more interesting.

I mean, it’s pretty rude to ask a softball question of a soccer coach.

“How are you going to sit here and get all these people together and try to get the best talent for your league and pay them $27,000?...

I’m honestly surprised that the players wont be independent contractors. 

“$27K!? WHERE DO I SIGN!?”

“Sorry.”

They also conveniently forget that the Democrats are operating under the rules written by the GOP in 2015. 

LOL too late, fuckers. The baseball gods are displeased and I hope you’re unceremoniously dispatched by the Nats ASAP. 

Balderdash! The one true Big Tuna is Bill got-damn Parcells.

My in-laws got my wife and I an anniversary card for our 4th last week. It was a card for a lesbian couple featuring an illustration of a loving, lesbian relationship. Really had a beautiful message though. Turns out my father-in-law got it at Fleet Farm (this is in the Midwest obviously) as he was directed by his…

Per month. The house is 100 years old and apparently constructed from old newspapers.

I am starting to think that maybe the Bears shouldn’t have traded up to draft Trubisky.  I’m going to give him another week or two, but folks, this may end up being a little embarrassing for my favorite teams front office.  Will keep you all updated.