Hint: $$$

There is the problem of gun violence, which obviously needs to be addressed. And there is the issue of what to do in the aftermath of a mass shooting. Santorum is saying we should ignore the first and train teens and children as first responders so they know how to react when the inevitable gun nut shoots up their…

If they did run for office, he’d say, Instead of looking for someone else to vote for you, why don’t you just elect yourselves?

Oh man, you’re about to hear from a bunch of people who totally have black friends.

“We hear all this stuff about how Cancer is bad and harmful and will kill you, but nobody tells Cancer’s side of the story. It’s so unfair!”

He means the NRA.

His broader point, he added, was that kids should be joining organizations that focus on preventing gun violence.

I often confuse “perform CPR” with “join organizations to prevent gun violence.” In fact, my father died because when he had a heart attack, I responded by filling out an application for a job at the Brady Center (I didn’t get it).

He’ll try to veer back to something appearing more moderate in about 4 years when he has to campaign again. Possibly a bit sooner if Floridians overturn some of those congressional seats in the fall and Rick Scott loses his Senate bid.

Sometimes low hanging fruit is still worth picking.

Don’t worry, Cardinals- there’s always next spring!

Now that’s one way to Expose a pitcher!

He gets a Christian “mulligan” as long as he bans transsexuals from the military and defunds Planned Parenthood.

Imagine how good this would have been as a thing to note late in the article!

I think the weeden draft was the seminal moment when I started to think the NFL was bullshit. (smart readers will point out that russell wilson went in that draft as well)

The most NFL thing I’ve ever seen on Wikipedia (from Heinicke’s page):

Further fixed.

I love the books (well, not so much the Last Chronicles...) but I think they’re pretty close to unfilmable. If the rape scene was the only issue, that’d be one thing.

That may be a tough one but considering that’s how Elena comes into being your sort of need to include it. I guess they could tone it down and make it less ‘rapey’ and more consensual.

“This is a teachable moment,” Sung told the Times-Dispatch. “It’s not something that we’re proud of. The team is very apologetic and sorry. There’s nobody of any color that should say it. Period. There’s nobody that should say it.”