This should seriously be her gimmick. If it doesn’t get over then it’ll be time for ”My name is Paul Heyman”

Easy solution for UFC folks who can’t promo?

This is on Golic. Awful phrasing.

New to ESPN?

Yeah, the headline should be, “Fucking Moron Mike asks Rousey extremely idiotic question.”

That is seriously is the worst wording of a line of questioning I have ever seen. Even worse than the wording of my prior sentence that I won’t go back and correct.

That explains why one person in the chain didn’t want the allegations to go so far as cops being involved.

Everything mentioned is outlandish and disgusting behavior, but:

Holy shit this dude was his accomplice, right? Launch these fucks in to the goddamn sun.

Do you know what else says internal investigation?

Even Dana Loesch wouldn’t defend that shooting.

When it’s 2018 and you’re still posting Penny Arcade strips, you don’t get to accuse anyone else of unfiltered inanity.

You know what they say, if it ain’t baroque, don’t fix it.

I know comedy’s subjective, but if you’re going to joke up about somebody’s death, the punchline ought to be funny.

When dealing with weighty matters, your gallows humor needs to be on point. This wasn’t that.

Hey, I’m a little slow so help me out. This is obviously an attempt at a joke, but I’m struggling to find it. In what scenario would a basketball coach ever say “try a 2-for-1”? That means nothing. And, even if it did mean something (again, it does not), what’s the “2-for-1” that you are implying he tried instead?

MINE KAMPF

“’Most of us should be in jail for the things we do,’ she said. ‘We just haven’t been caught. No one’s gone after us.’”

Yup. Also, since we’re here:

So you’re expecting our lawmakers to actually have to make laws now?