Next thing you know, we will train young men and women to drop fire on people from the sky but refuse to allow them to write “fuck” on their airplanes because it’s obscene.

We’re all watching a predator at work.

At the national level, there are no moderate Republicans. They all own this, no matter how hard they wring their hands over vulgarity and sexism.

What did Cheetolini say this time? I’m watching Predator at work and don’t feel like clicking the link to his Twitter feed.

Here’s a good article about shootout order:

It IS however possible he’ll NEVER take his kick if he goes last.

The odds are maximized by having your best player guaranteed to go as many times as possible. This is why you bat your best hitter third, not fifth.

Hennessy.

Post-Orbach Law and Order doesn’t count.

Terry Pratchett and Discworld? I’m not surprised. There’s a little magic stored up in them.

Man, I haven’t seen a Chicago team fuck up a draft-day trade this badly since...two months ago.

The Bulls may have the worst culture in the NBA, but the worst culture in all of sports can be found in the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ locker room.

Idiots like you clicking on the post make it so idiots like them have to write articles on idiots like him

Sometimes I wonder if Phil Jackson owes a significant part of his success to coaching Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant and Shaq.

It’s the Bulls. They’re in a three-way race to the bottom with SAC and the Knicks

You do realize that Porzingis is at least three years from hitting free agency, right? Lowering his value at this point could only hurt the Knicks.

I mean if you really want to take the long view the heat death of the universe means no shoveling too, just for different reasons.

Or alternate theory you can hate Sam Hinkie because of this:

It doesn’t matter if it happens in 2017 or 2037, any measure of success no matter when it happens would vindicate Hinkie in these delusional Sixers fans eyes. Which just goes to show, marketing is a helluva drug.

I started reading that Ringer article and stopped the instant I hit the line about not shoveling his driveway. It reveals instantly that Hinkie was nothing more than a Silicon Valley educated platitude machine.