I did it once. You’re so damn focused on getting the upper hand in some pointless conversation, you don’t even realize you’re talking to different people. Clear sign that you’re a troll, and deserving of my attention.*

You’re posting on deadspin at 10 AM on a Wednesday. Pretty sure none of us have the right to call anyone a ‘dork’.

A guy filing a lawsuit because he pays thousands of dollars to watch a sport live that is much better on TV all while wearing plastic jewelry and the jersey of a grown man approximately 30 years younger than him. He has a friend who thinks a lawsuit of this nature will require a character witness all while…

nah, fuck this dork.

Wow, the guy really will do anything to avoid writing new pages of Game of Thrones.

So the team changed its policy. Which you received in writing. And not that it matters, you read it and it was explained to you. You understood what it meant.

“I acquired Bear tickets a long time ago because I always wanted to have tickets to the Bears-Packers game in Chicago every year at face value.”

Unrelated side note: Being a season ticket holder doesn’t mean shit.

What’s it like, looking like living embodiment of the arterial blockages in our nation’s federal court dockets through stupid-ass lawsuits?

Why is “beating” me at commenting so important to you?

Seems someone can dish out bullshit interpretations of other people’s comments, but can’t take it.

Perfect.

“The last hitter who hit .400 is dead and gone. There isn’t going to be another of those.”

I’ll bet he’s got some really interesting thoughts on BLM…

Alternative theory - you were a brief emotional vacation from her relationship. Your dick was a rude awakening.

I’m a Lebron fan, but do you have examples of free agents who have specifically avoided the East for fear of LeBron? Genuinely asking. I suppose you claim that Durant or Chris Paul could have gone to teams in the East, but that’s making some strange assumptions, I think. And even though Carmelo has long been…

Wow, I just saw them in concert recently. Didn’t appear to be a dangerous show. Who knew?

Eat, sleep, train.

I guess I’ll say it again but... It’s funny how quickly this police footage got released to the public. But it takes weeks, months or years for footage of police using excessive force to get released unless it’s recorded by civilians.

Going well out of your way to drop “that’s what she said” doesn’t feeling like ownage to me.