Don’t mess with Sally Jenkins or she’ll take you out to the North 40, beat you, and leave you to die. Her dad learned that the hard way.

When I hear “civility” (similar to when I heard “bipartisanship” in the 90s), I just know that some privileged dickweed is going to be taunting an already-beaten-down adversary.

It lasts as long as corporations are willing to fund it. Because for everybody else, it’s a clear win regardless of the poor attendance:

Mine will be titled “Alt + Tab = The Illusion of Productivity”

He’s right though, you know. Jesus was totally and completely against tolerance.

Because it’s Bautista, I expect people will complain about him disrespecting the game by stealing second after a base on balls.

To be fair, when they put it to a vote only 15 of 19 Saudi players voted against participation.

Here we go again...

I know! It’s amazing how many championships Jordan won without another Hall of Famer in his prime by his side!

If you think MJ’s supporting cast wasn’t markedly stronger than LeBron’s...I disagree.

To be fair, Columbus is basically the Cleveland of Ohio

Darren Rovell is the “Well actually...” guy who’s always wrong about what follows.

Rovell would defend “Godfather 3" based on the number of production staff it employed.

There’s no form of protest that doesn’t involve people noticing.

The score was 34-31 and the 49ers had four plays inside the 10 to end the game. What in God’s name are you talking about?

These “America First” people sure do seem to wind up working for wealthy foreign entities a lot.

C’mon, try to understand Mr. Remy’s point of view; if only a wise, fatherly figure had taught these foreign sons the right way and enabled them to use their words. I hear Jerry has plenty of free mentoring time and a lot of experience enabling sons in domestic situations, so he should give foreign a try. I think his…

How is this not a fake ad from Doctor Who? That is totally a Slitheen from Raxacoricofallapatorian, walking around in a human suit. 

BREAKING NEWS: Old white guy says dumb racist dumb thing.

You call that a hockey kiss?