And a bad punster to boot.

But then again, I don't want to listen to Taylor Swift or Rush Limbaugh on the way to work, so perhaps wanting a device that meets my listening needs isn't a "normal" response.

I'm not comparing the two cars in anything but the initial purchase price. If I said you could buy an iPad for the same price as a blender, I'm not insinuating that an iPad can dice carrots.

In what planet do you think this car serves the same purpose as a focus st

Let me fix that for you Tom.

I know it's a Jenson, but it looks so much better without all the overhang on the back...

This needs to happen, as soon as that car hits showrooms.

Because RWD previa.

No, I suspect a valve body or sensor issue. It downshifts manually without a problem. It doesn't slip in any gear and goes through all gears.

LSX swap so I can do 10 seconds down the quarter mile while wearing those awesome USPS short shorts.

I think the Jalponik model will be the TSI S model.

I want a freak in the morning, a freak in the evening, just like me......

I drove a Saab, and it moved... for a while.

Yeah, rule #6 should really be #1, but it is often the one that you have no control over and can do nothing about after the fact.

I was actually going to ask for an article on collaborating with 4 wonderful people, 2 rotten examples of humanity, and 1 nice but clueless person. Now that would be an article!

I'm trying to think of something intelligent to say by way of a reply to the fact-vacuum you just shat from your mouth.

There are adapter plates and conversion kits available. It's quite a common swap.

Dauer 962, because what makes the best supercar? A fucking road legal Group C racecar, that's what.

I nominate the Lotus Elise GT1. Because Need for Speed II.

Yes, there was something faster than a GT-R in Nissan's stable of cars. The R390