Oooh, I’ve never seen the bamboo trim. That looks fantastic.

Ooh, and the BAC Mono.

On the other hand, because nearly every car is either left or right-hand drive, the only perfectly symmetrical car is the McLaren F1?

I want this in Squareback form. Please.

Wonder if he’d be up for doing another swap... for me. So I can have one.

Rosewater? Old money bathes in the tears of child laborers.

Also one of the most gorgeous.

Also, weighted tuner knob.

I had to log in after a long hiatus just to disagree with you. When Roadkill and MCM battle, EVERYONE wins.

This has got to be the best car buy in the history of history.

As a former owner of a red B6 A4, I get it.

The first rule of Quattro Club is DON’T LIFT.

I’ve been practicing this. I find it to be difficult in my 03 Cooper S—the pedals don’t line up unless you’re really on the brake. That gas pedal is deep. Still gonna practice, though.

So funny. I immediately thought, “Cimmaron!” Then I gagged a little bit. Okay, a lot.

I approve of everything but the wheels. The stock chair casters look great on this car.

What could possibly go wrong?

Reliable? The answer is always Toyota Corolla.

Dammit Torchy, I came here all in a huff ready to scream at the top of my asthma-weakened lungs, “The Panamera IS UGLY!” but, alas, you have swayed me. It’s not that bad. You’re right.

I LOVE LOVE LOVE that MCM Beetle episode. Fantastic motoring program.