No pushbutton brake pedal? Sacré bleu!

I think the Model 3 should just have retro analog gauges like the Morgan EV3.

Don’t get me wrong, I like the guy and it was shot nicely, but it could be cut down to about 10 minutes. Maybe I should do an abridged edit...

I fell asleep.

Well, I’m happy “MINI” isn’t even on the list.

Yeah, I vote hatchback/wagon. I mean, even my Cooper could haul bigger/taller stuff than the Model 3.

When my father-in-law passed away, he left an old VW Squareback to the family. It ran, but was rusty as hell (of course). Even at free, I just couldn’t do it. I knew it’d just sit in the garage, rotting.

Who drives Defenders? People who wear daktari trousers and pith helmets ALL THE TIME. Safari guides, wildlife photographers, ex-SAS officers, James Bond. Poachers. African dictators.

Aw, man! See. Why. Just, why. Dumb.

I think it’s gorgeous. I do admit to preferring switches and dials to screens, but this is Tesla we’re talking about.

As far as tooning? I’ll just leave this here:

Yeah yeah, I know. But the facts aren’t nearly as fun or clever.

That pic had me laughing for a good five minutes. SO awesome.

Although if any of those chains fail they will literally whoop your ass.

Please be a little swoopy electric hatchback...

Hear hear!

Well a car will last as long as you can get replacement parts. My MINI is more than 10 years old and it’s still going. Of course I’ve had to replace almost every rubber seal, gasket, or bushing, but let’s not talk about that...

Wrong. He needs a Herkimer Battle Jitney. Perfect non-lethal vehicle for your everyday crimefighter.

And lately I’ve been obsessed with the idea of picking up a ‘90s Civic wagon and swapping in some sort of VTEC, yo.

This is what I typically do: