It's gotta be an Audi with real Quattro and preferably a manual transmission. B7 A4, probably.

I owned an NA Miata and I've driven several NCs. There's absolutely no comparison. The NC is lightyears ahead in everything from handling to ride comfort to acceleration. It's amazing. But the NA feels like a right proper old-timey roadster and is more fun.

Oh my that's just absolutely perfect. Those wheels, that black stripe. It's gorgeous.

I don't care if it's DSG only. BRING IT!

I seriously don't know how you how you mustered the fortitude to sell it.. I would've fallen in love and kept it.

You are a fucking inspiration. I'm going to polish my aging A4 next week. Keep doing the Lord of Hoonage's work.

Once it snows I'll show you how I power oversteer my A4. In a safe, abandoned parking lot, of course. It's awesome.

Also turn TCS off.

I'm very happy with my 130k mile A4 now that I've increased the dosage on my meds. I mean, it leaks. Whatever. Rattles. Eh, who cares? Torn CV boot? Wake me when the axle's falling apart.

To be fair, his previous Harley ran for 60k miles without much trouble at all. I think he got a lemon with his latest one.

But I digress...

He also has 10-year-old Victory. No problems whatsoever. He's looking at new Indians now. The thing that always got me about his Harley is how crazy bad it shakes at idle. Just unbearable vibrations. Handlebars oscillating like two inches in all directions. Just crazy. I mean, I understand the appeal of loud and all…

Yeah, seems like there was a defect in the top end somewhere. Pretty crazy.

Man, it's such a good-looking jet, you know? Regardless of anything else. You gotta hand it to 'em for the design. Really stunning.

My Dad's a Harley rider. A serious rider. Rode several Harleys back and forth across the U.S. He currently owns the top-of-the-range Harley, the biggest, baddest one. He's put about 20k on it. The engine is toast. Totally toast. Top end totally worn out. And he's meticulous about maintenance. Thankfully the new engine…

But we don't get it in the US because Honda hates us.

Cable TV is not far behind.

Why are you watching TV commercials?

Take it back about the GTI! You take it back! ;)

Oh man, my old Audi must be a steaming pile because I drove a Fit and thought, "This is awesome!" Wait, yeah. Yeah it is.