My FWD Mazda with Blizzaks was superior to my current Quattro A4 with all seasons in the snow. But the Mazda couldn't do four-wheel power slides.

Woah! I didn't know that! Thanks!

Two-stroke Detroit Diesel says this sounds like shite.

Gail Banks wouldn't tolerate black smoke.

Doesn't black smoke mean inefficient combustion? Like something's not right with the tune?

I saw the title and thought, "This has GOT to be Torchinsky." Yep. My man. Holdin' it down. The best.

Aaaww man, I liked the funky silver rims. But I got all nostalgic when I first saw it because it was a legit super car (kinda) when I was a wee lad. Also, I think the stock ride height looked appropriate with the car's proportions. Again, I'm old-fashioned though. Good work and I'm sure the car handles really well…

Wildly optimistic view of the future. Truth is the future is going to be more like Mad Max than Google's gleaming vision of self-driving electric cars and high-speed fiber. Billions squabbling for dwindling resources in sun-scorched wastelands and burned-out metropolises. Starvation. War. Misery.

You are just on a friggin roll today!

I NEED that GTI in the main pic. NEED IT. NOW. With a manual, of course.

I love how you summed up the entire idea in one graphic. That made me laugh hysterically. Bravo, as usual! I've said it before and I'll say it again: They should had the keys to all of Jalopnik over to you.

I know a guy who picked up a little old Kawasaki 175 two-stroke for like $200. It's street legal and monstrously fun. Perfect around-town bike. Power deliver isn't even that crazy, actually. Stops and handles well, too. Amazing when you think about it.

Plus, the IS has a really cool gauge pod.

We can't have this in the US because Honda hate us. For driving the success of their company and buying MILLIONS of Civics and Accords.

That's not very nice.

Of course you do, because you wrote about it! My bad! At any rate, they could do a few things like this again to make some bucks.

Remember when Lotus used to do special versions of economy cars? Like the Isuzu with handling by Lotus?

Mazda3.

My 2002 A4 just hit 130k. So it's pretty much useless. Might as well keep driving it until it explodes completely. Or maybe I should just light it on fire and try to get some sort of insurance payout.

The Furai.