This. Nothing matters anymore. 

If he did, what will happen? He mocked a disabled reporter during the election. He openly mocked them for being disabled, and nothing happened. Ok, something happened, he was voted in as president by the Electoral College. There was a tape of him bragging about sexually abusing women, still voted in as president. As…

When a ‘90s Malibu needs new tires, I’m pretty sure it’s considered totaled.

Jesus tap dancing Christ, a clean S13 shell for under $3k, these days that NP all day.

Of course she’s a thing. Did you mistake her for being human?

Wait, Ann Coulter is still a thing?

Looking forward to Trump calling for a mass-boycott of insulin.

No chance.

I was clear, but thanks for the heads up.

If Twitter’s a perfectly suitable medium for me to tell my former sexual partners to get tested for gonorrhea, I’d say it’s good enough for this, too.

Is not his car to keep.

Corruption.  I have nothing else to say.

I am really tired of Buzzfit trying to get attention with kick-bait.

Take my star you ruthless bastard. 

Maybe we can set you up with Tab?

That is his genius.

BUT IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO

I heard an interview with Fieri where he said of donkey sauce, “Look, I know it’s aioli, you know it’s aioli.” But if he wants to get middle America to try it, they won’t try it if he calls it “aioli”. By giving it a silly name, he’s branding it as something people in the Midwest will eat. It’s easy to laugh at people…

Let them show up, look ridiculous, then make fun of them.