Came right down looking for this...

“emerging concept in highway design that aims to eliminate the left turn and thereby reduce safety”

Ah yes, the younger crowd, the ones who could just about afford a used C5. Yes, this will surely be a smashing sales success!

“It’s about fucking time, dipshits.”

Milton Bradley?

Every text of Sparano’s is the kind of text someone sends when they want to avoid someone. Richie needs to learn how to take a hint. 

Are you Wes Welker?

No, I mean I’m pretty sure it is still better than Buffalo > Cleveland. 

They’re not letting him loose too early. They’re setting him free. Have you no compassion for the young man? 

I’m aware

And your dad is an asshole for doing that

One time, my dad was on vacation partying in Miami and saw Randy Moss at the bar of a restaurant. He asked if he wouldn’t mind saying ‘hi’ to me if he called me on the west coast.
I was a teenager at the time, in Seattle, playing video games when he called. I was a big Moss fan and liked him even more because he was…

...and then Rod Serling will walk into your bedroom to tell you this was all a cautionary tale of what might have happened...from The Twilight Zone.

If Johnny keeps sucking like this he’s going to be sent back down to the Browns.

Wish we would get the knock-offs here. That way we can get fun cars that aren’t 4000+ lbs and get shit mileage.  

Understandable....but doesn’t Mahindra hold the license to manufacture jeeps?

People shit on the engine, but it was actually good to drive. It felt light years faster than an e30 M3 in 90% of circumstances, even though the engine felt less special. Low/mid range torque is a good thing when you’re just having some fun on the street or a backroad

I know we all love to rip Winston, but I applaud his comments here, and I hope he continues to learn and grow with each mistake. It’d be awesome to watch a 9ft professor play QB.

And I don’t want my grandkids growing up in a theocratic totalitarian corporate fascist dystopian industrial wasteland police state. So... where do we go from here?

Seriously, that looks like a Sandusky special