That’s what I was thinking of. Not to mention, the happy nostalgia about getting pens and markers thrown at her? I was under the impression throwing things at someone is pretty much assault no matter how you slice it, not a compliment.

I thought throwing shoes at people was supposed to be an insult. I’m so confused now.

I know, what was I thinking?

Pretty sure the (unstated) reason is:

Oh my god I’m having flashbacks now. I had a pair of these in black fake leather I wore to every dress up and semi-dress up occasion and I completely forgot all about them - maybe in self-defense.

If the library didn’t have Seuss books, I could see your point. But I’m all but positive they’re already on this. Elementary school doesn’t serve kindergarteners, and most kids aren’t reading Seuss in fifth grade. Not to mention, “the more books the better” sounds good, sure, but would you have wanted a school library…

To be honest, I think this is much worse. Those are inadvertently funny (“is our children learning?”) but this comes off as malicious and rather horrific.

“People can’t believe how successful it’s been”? That loss of life? The results you’ve had in respect to that loss of life?

Kudos to the librarian for amplifying an issue that needs amplifying. The damage her husband’s regime administration is doing and will continue to do to education wouldn’t be fixed with a thousand books.

*slow blink*

Might be worth mentioning that it looks like this deal is only good for Prime members.

Might be worth mentioning that it looks like this deal is only good for Prime members.

until we are no longer able to watch Megyn Kelly Today without feeling like there will be no tomorrow.

WHAT’S IN THE BIIIIIIIILL?

Reminds me of the old joke, “what do you call the person at the bottom of their class in med school?” “Doctor.”

Basic humanity’s probably too much to hope for.

Oh my god.

“It would have worked, too, if not for you meddling kids and your darned Constitution!”

I’d bet folding money 45 doesn’t know what holistic means.

Am I still saying it wrong if I don’t ever say it?

I’m shocked. This is my shocked face.