But the point of an institute of higher education is... higher education.

The Good old NCCA

That is fucking absurd, Alabama. You can't just throw a study table and a few chairs next to the magazine rack at CVS and call it a "library."

And had four times the torque.

By the way he was backing the car into the corners, I think the choice of terrible tyres at the rear was probably deliberate to reduce the understeer.

Just another colt leaving Baltimore in the middle of the night.

Pretty sure BMW's "The Hire" series of short films are still online for free on the youtubes.

"Is it too late for me to get a prenup?"

Meh. Big deal, Pittsburgh Pirates fans made those faces for 20 years.

Not Pictured: post-Gettysburg

We have different definitions of "awesome," this front end is hideous.

How about 'No.' Does 'no' work for everyone?

If I meant a pacifier or noise-cancelling headphones, I wouldn't have posted my comment.

Keith Olbermann: [puts on Z Zegna suit purchased at Nordstrom's Rack]

The full song features a verse by Chris Berman, which can be found on his new album "All Thighs On Me"

There's a difference between Pippa and Simona though. Simona's actually fast in the car, but I'll give Pippa credit for toughness on that one.

What's the prognosis for his well being if he gets back together with Ashley Judd? I'd take the risk and continue to race...

Oh dear, please do expand upon that stunningly intelligent bit of drivel.

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