Thankfully they can bribe their local politicians to get their records cleaned up and not worry about that being a crime anymore. Just make sure you deliver your bribe after your politician cleans up your record and not before... because it’s a gratuity for great political service, not a bribe - duh.

...yet.

I 2nd this... my best work is done between “dinner will be ready in 30.” and “i’m going to bed, you’re an asshole.”

Oh, I see, we apparently married the same person. How completely unreasonable of them!

You mean it’s not normal to collapse to the ground, barrel roll 5 times, writhe in pain for a minute or so, alternating between holding your face and your knee, grimacing like you’ve been shot, any time someone grazes your shoe with theirs, and then once a penalty is granted, jump up and take the free kick as if…

It’s still a Tilke design, so it will have nothing inspiring, new, or different from any other Tilke track.

carlos ghosn approves

But there was a good management plan. They did balance conservation and access. They just didn’t do it to the exact amount or ratio that you wanted. It’s not about what you want. If they hadn’t balanced conservation and access, you’d have a helluva lot more than 317 miles closed. Sure, it sucks not being able to go on…

“Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses”

He was injured at work, and now he’s going back to work. 

Tough luck for the Preds. Right after they celebrate the President’s Trophy, she’s leaving for the U.N.

When finally reached for comment, Wendy’s was notably frosty.

The biggest disappointment?

“Yeaaaah, that’s it. Dropped in the pool.”

Not to mention for them KEEPING the team as well. If Bettman doesnt step in and block Jim Balsillie from buying them, that team is playing in Hamilton right now.

If this is your definition of a punch, then WAY worse than this is going on. As someone who played offensive line at the collegiate level - people will “get up” using various part of your body for leverage. You’re LUCKY if it’s just your helmeted head and not, say, your knee or ankle or junk. Fingers make a nice…

Coming to a stop instantly.

I wouldn’t call that a soft goal either. The Pens did indeed make a nice play. The shot was perfect and they got the exact rebound they wanted. I just think if Ellis had been in a better position/more aware of where Guentzel was, he may have gotten a stick on him.

Recommending blades for a beginning golfer is like the equivalent of telling a writer they need to use a manual typewriter to, I don’t know... feel the exquisite pleasure of a well struck key.

Only advice I can give to any new golfer: Please take a lesson or 2 to teach you the basics of how to swing.