Yeah, each with nothing but a contactless credit card or smartphone that the vendors are going to pay 85%+ of their operating profit on in fees.

the more time they spend behind a keyboard learning to use gimp = less time they spend shooting unarmed minority civilians.  they should have this contest weekly.

What happened to the good ol column shifter?  Took up absolutely zero useful real estate.  Impossible to fuck up using it.  Couldn’t inadvertently bump it doing...things.  It’s quite possibly the perfect retro feature to remind us of a better time that never really existed.

I’m all about the weird shit like this.  I’d buy it and cruise around town with all of the hot moms with dogs in my neighborhood (and their dogs, of course).  Roll up into sbux asking for a dozen pup cups like a baws.  

I suggest that he travel there forthwith to make the necessary deposit.

Imagine paying that much money for a clown car and still not even get to see the circus.  

I had an 04 GTO and I loved the thing - didn’t so much accelerate as it did “thrust forward”, the interior was at least a decade early for GM, and it was a great grand touring car. The only things I didn’t like were the awkward fuel cell that took up like 80% of the potential trunk volume, and the electric-only seats…

Looking at the bare metal diff cover inside of the black fiberglass kinda feels like I’m staring into its butthole.

BUCKLE UP FOR SAFETY BUCKLE UP!

This is an A+ effort to include relevant current events.  Bravo!

Late 90's Woodward Dream Cruise.  It was just pure organic fun back then, before the sponsorships and manufacturers turned it into the outdoors NAIAS-Lite.  

at least it successfully traversed “off road”?

In my head, the primary qualifications being in the Triple Crown are that:

i call bs on that one - i do my best work 3 hours after The Wife opens the garage door and yells “dinner’s cold, i’m leaving it out, eat it if you want to, i’m going to bed, you’re an asshole.”

Don’t take the radiator cap off within a good 4-5 hours after running it, even if the engine feels “only just a lil warm”.

“Parnelli Jones” - that name just sounds like it belongs to someone meant to race cars.

Nature, <inhales, exhales> is healing.

gee, leave it to the soccer player to have an out-of-proportion to the slightest of offenses.  

the official truck of “no lowball offers, i know what i got”

think about how dumb the average person is, and then step back and realize that half of all people are dumber than that.