We may have had a crappier track, but we know how to put on a show...

Your Friend,

- Indianapolis Resident

The cops say "stop."

How does a Supra out-handle an NSX? That one's new to me.

I see your "SUV of motorcycles" and raise you "SUV of F1 cars"

I feel the closing Nice Price or Crack Pipe joke would work better in a story about mayors from Washington or Toronto.

Dang.

Additional fine levied by the FIA for unapproved test session

Aaaargh. Now they gotta send the Bangladeshis out to repaint the helipad.

Experiences weird feeling in taint when looking down heights. WTF is that?

"I've been trying to tell you people for so long about the Russians, what kind of people they are, and you just love them in Canada with your multiculturalism," he scolded. "They're quitters and evidently they take a lot of drugs, too."

When questioned about it, Patrick Roy said he couldn't hear because he had two Stanley Cup rings in his ears.

Stop hating on that man because he's black. That's profiling, this car just happened to be in the most direct route between the library and his home. I'm sure he's just on his way home from the library to finish his studies and turn in for the evening.

What the fuck is Stringer Bell doing in Boston

I'm willing to bet that among the NHL, MLB, NBA and NFL, NHL players have the lowest incidence rate of violent crime.

And now, for my next impression, Jesse Owens!

Any out-of-state kids going to either Plymouth or Keene were probably not welcome in their home state, like Cubans in the Mariel boat lift. So its no surprise there.

"Fuck the Browns."

. . . Chernobyl was a power plant.

Right, I just forgot that spending half of your budget on the military while you have 15 trillion in debt is a smart thing to do

Because freedom. Apple pie hotdog, Ford Kraft Blackwater! Coors!