Laughing. At. Assholes. Removes. Their. Power.

That’s not Yanni, that’s Zamfir!  

...The Ranch? Really?

W O W

you sound like a prude who needs some pearls to clutch.

you’re speaking to people who no longer believe in grey areas. they’re seeking a new witch to burn and the people ‘adjacent’ to the crimes are now apparently good enough.

casting a lot of assumptions here, none of which are enough to indicate he knew anything. if he says he knew ‘enough’, fine, but this other shit is not evidence of fuck-all, especially your weird assumption he never got ‘laid’ based on being a video store clerk.

‘testosterone parade’?

fucking seriously? grow the fuck up.

Evidence that he ‘kept his mouth shut’ or is this just guilty by association?

I’d be super-down for an old-school style slasher set at a nursing home. The trick would be that the residents act just like teenagers in slasher films. Those that sneak off to fuck or booze or get high get killed in interesting ways related to their advanced age. This would be awesome!

Scorcese knock-off that I might actually enjoy? Yay!

I mean, sure, I adore ‘Twelve Monkeys’ as much as the next nerd, but if someone told me about this amazing movie and then spoke the word ‘Imaginarium’, that would be a ‘I’m gonna have to stop you right there’ moment.

Does Nick Castle really have the physical agility and stamina for this at his age?

Anyone who sees a movie titled ‘The Imaginarium Of Dr. Parnassus’ on a shelf and thinks ‘yep, I’ll watch that’ has no one to blame but themselves. How could anything called that be worth the tiniest little tin shit?

Shrewd capitalist reads tenor of the current marketplace, is rewarded with riches.

Yay.

Oh no no no, I was busy being angry that you mentioned the existence of that tripe, but then you apologized preemptively. :)

I saw God with a Chinese menu in his hand,
Walking through the streets of SoHo in the rain.

But Porg Dieties do!

‘This music’s fucking awful!’

*sighs, deletes angry rant*