Circuses fucking suck. I’m with Patton Oswalt on this subject.

I tried keeping free-range yard chickens.

I have one left that has stubbornly outlasted all the others’. No coyote or mystery sickness will fell her. She is immortal and badass to the core.

But she’s never laid a single egg.

^nailed it.

Let’s be real, Monagan is also not a strong enough actor to carry inherently flawed material and redeem it.

A couple episodes ago I was thinking how much I was enjoying this season, how nice it was that they had pulled back on ‘Whacky Hijinx’ a bit and given the characters some real emotional weight to deal with. It was the most I’d enjoyed this show since the early few seasons.

Boy, has it wiped out Wide World Of…

you’ve come to the right place! welcome to the Jezebel Annex, formerly The AV Club.

hey kids, the radical left are the new sex-shaming Purtians! it happened so fast we hardly noticed until it was too late!

and you get to decide how many folks they have sex with, and which folks in particular, right?

H A N X

Is it me or does ole Ben’s face always look like it’s sliding off, kinda like melted cheese off of a poorly-cooked pizza?

#allpoolsmatter

I never realized caring about multiple issues at once was so difficult for some people. Stunning.

You can tell yourself I’m ‘slinking away’ if that makes you feel better. But it’s more like ‘retreating from the blinding white light of your idiocy’.

‘Everyone Who Says Something I Don’t Like Is Mentally Ill!’ by SeveralMoons

You do know that’s not how medication works, right?

I would love to know if someone in your family has mental health struggles just so I can inform them how you’re acting on the subject.

I’m more progressive than retrograde Puritan witch-hunters like you will ever be, champ.

lol, ‘everyone’. okay buddy.

No True Scotsman fallacy.

Caring about justice for innocent people = MRA

Okay then, color me MRA, I guess, since men are human beings.

But I think we’re just about wrapped up here. Its been fun, but when you actively start insulting mentally ill people, I bounce. You can tell yourself that’s a victory if you want. Have one on me. But I’ll…

What’s ‘Return of the King’?

Everyone might need their meds, everyone you don’t know is potentially battling mental health issues. But someone believing differently on a socio-political subject than you is not a symptom of mental health problems, you fucking douchecanoe.

Oh, honey, you’ve been playing ‘I’m not, you are’ all day! You called the tune, I’m just dancing to it for laughs.

Still trying to spin that shit you said about Irish folks, eh? Desperate.