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people’s personal failings that aren’t illegal still aren’t our goddamn business, Mr. Witchfinder General

FRIENDSHIP KISS

LOOK AT ME, MA! I MADE IT! I’M OHHH KAYYY!

HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL IS RUINED FOR ME!

And everyone who bothered to see it...upon seeing it. Because it sucked donkey ass.

But....but WOMEN NEVER LIE! - Lena Dunham

The fact that I have a vagina?

This place has gotten so agenda-driven since the Kinja’ning. Endless hit-pieces disguised as news items. We get it, you guys have an issue with Tarantino. Yawn.

yep.

what about The Nazi Who Played Yahtzee?

Hard work and success, also known as ‘being born into excessive wealth, to the point where every one of the many, many business mistakes you make has a magical parachute made of money attached’

Never read his books, but his ‘My Sad Cat’ Twitter is gold.

Oh hi, Chekov, I didn’t recognize you!

HAVE YOU NO DECENCY, LISAAAA?

I think Tommy Wiseau’s biological parents are the internet and a jackal.

I have now known horror - I have imagined Tommy Wiseau full-on running.

oh God, someone PLEASE deflate Gene Simmons.

Do you think he just tells himself that people are ‘appreciating his genius’ when they say they like ‘The Room’? Like, he doesn’t get that people are making fun of it?

I don’t enjoy most of Franco’s films (I think he’s a stellar actor though, and got robbed of an Oscar nomination for ‘Spring Breakers’), but I also don’t understand how he’s so despised. Critics seem to react with automatic harshness to anyone who does things a little differently or takes risks outside the norm these

Or a movie can be vastly overrated due to other factors fueling its cult of groupthink *cough*Get Out *cough*