Pitchfork pulled the same thing with ‘Stranger Things’ recently. Pitchfork. Y’know, the folks who ostensibly write about music but are probably getting pressured by their overlords at CondeNast to ‘branch out’.

Yeah. This isn’t a review, this is a James Franco hit-piece. Dude may have made 18 (!!!!!) shitty movies, but this one is supposed to be the exception. C’mon now. This is like the only negative review.

ugh. annoying child actors are the fucking worst. it’s not cute, it’s irritating.

C’mon, is anyone surprised by this one? Dude’s always been creepy af.

The lock button is the stuff of nightmares. They oughta (no joke) make sure that sexually harassing women is ALL he’s done. That shows a serial killer’s pathology.

I’M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS

because he’s white and male. that’s enough reason in 2017. people are no longer judged as individuals, but as their _____. ironic, considering that’s what these ‘woke’ types seem to be battling against (apparently just for some folks, though).

Charles Entertainment Cheese is dead. Goodnight, sweet corporate prince.

(If you want some real horrors, look up the training videos of how to dismantle the Showbiz Pizza animatronics on YouTube).

That premature baby’s gonna die, and Lip’s boss is gonna relapse hard.

Those Kentucky stereotypes were just beyond lazy. Writers on autopilot. They could’ve done something interesting but went with the layup.

Oh cool, this show has resorted to whipping out my least favorite cliche, the ‘let me fight, I can fight too!’ kid.

‘Charlie Rose stripped...’

I’m gonna have to stop you right there, and dock you at least five points for unfortunate phrasing.

i’m fucked up on mushrooms right now and this is the funniest thing i’ve ever read.

It was Danny Masterson and Michael Peña in the Bangbus all along!

Santa Baby is the worst Christmas song. I will brook no opposition on this irrefutable fact.

Then you’ll want to avoid moving to Memphis, aka FedExington, as well.

I’m kidding, but only kinda.

You know things are bad when Elliott of all people is weeping.

No one needs to feel sorry for Tyrell. He fucking murdered an innocent woman.

RIGHT? Trenton was my biggest tv character crush. :(

This is the perfect Mr. Robot episode to encapsulate the helpless horror of life in 2017. Trenton and Mobley’s deaths, that hurt. But seeing Angela being driven insane was downright terrifying.