This is the woman who should be on the new US $20 bill.

the sex would be so uncomfortable.

I don’t think Snowpiercer was meant to be instructional...

I applaud you on your mythology references!

I would have accepted ‘sacrificed eye to Mimir’s well’ or ‘ate a magic salmon’ but this is also a pretty good explanation.

Maybe I just have no idea what it would be like to be a youth in the age of internet. Being worldly was just so fucking hard when I was a teen. To write this I would have had to logged hours, if not days, on the card catalog and the microfiche.

In this day and age, it’s entirely reasonable for preteens and teens to be exposed to feminist writing etc. online, especially if she’s using Tumblr. Don’t write her off just because she’s young.

Not really. I went to a school with no Greek life. Douchenozzle behavior by douchecanoes occurred anyway.

I’m with you (and team Minaj). When you’re that stupid / heinous to leave such comments under a pic of a person you don’t know, you deserve what’s coming to you.

Amal might have told him that it was time to get a “real job”

It’s genius....if you’re badass enough to talk shit about someone be badass enough to face the consequences.

Nah. If you say something dumb about a celebrity on their social media profile, that’s just the risk you take. I’m not about to start feeling sympathy for some troll. And what you think is a BB gun may feel a lot different to someone else - especially if, to continue to analogy, it’s one of millions of BB guns. It’s…

OMG I hope they’re reading. Women, please do this podcast so we can all pretend to be part of your group! If you’re too fun for the wine train, I want to be your friend.

Excuse me Madam, but I am a very important, monocled businessman and your revelry is disturbing me while I’m reading important business reports!

Okay, kicking them off the train seems really extreme...BUT I gotta say I can’t stand groups of people who have zero consideration for others with their loud laughing...all races, all genders, all types. It’s obnoxious. I’ve watched entire bars clear out because one or more people think it’s fine to cackle at top…

The standard feline interpretation of the play is that it centers on two people who are horrified that cats are being baked into pies when there are so many priests and lawyer and locksmiths around to use instead, and vow to rectify the situation.

Oh, do go and visit your local shelter. They all have loads of kittens and cats. Play with them until you find “your” cat. (You’ll know right away.) And then take one home and you will always have a companion who, while persnickety, will sit on your lap for hours just to be with you.

I can’t figure out whether this cat is saying, “no,” or “oy.”

Man, that is one kitty who wants no more.

It doesn’t seem possible that a non-disclosure agreement could require not reporting crimes, or in some of these cases, becoming an accessory to the crime. But I can certainly see how risky it would be if you only had suspicions, not proof, to balance against the end of your career.