To all the people who keep talking about topless babies on the beach. Sure. Great. Totally different situation. WE GET IT, you let your baby run around on the beach naked. Of course you do. But just imagine that your baby happened to be running around the beach wearing a cover-up one day and a stranger came up to you…

Any time you call in a Saarsgaard to play a role that could have been deftly handled by a Zahn - you’ve got big problems right out of the gate.

Sooooo, Sandy’s boyfriend once lived next door to a degenerate reprobate who refused to clean up after their dog, and did what many of us have always imagined doing to that kind of person? Good for him. Good for her. Mazel.

Ha!! I didn’t know this was from a movie...I thought it was an actual picture of the subject of this story and I thought, “She knows she doesn’t have to dress like that, right?” and also, “You can bring a wolfdog on a train?? Who knew!”

Independent study with a highly-qualified on-set tutor instead of “regular school,” I think. Not that her own natural intelligence, curiousity, and critical thinking skills should be discounted either; but the one-on-one (or, tiny group) classes probably help alot.

Yes! I immediately thought, “planted question.” Perhaps the whole thing is a great exercise engineered by someone who should be receiving recognition as “Hollywood’s #1 On-Set Tutor.”

I work in fundraising and have always considered it professional jargon. Like, “the ask” is either the amount you are requesting from a donor...a good fundraiser uses all kinds of formulas etc to get it just right...or it is the actual act of asking (like, “We cultivated him at the gala...but we saved ‘the ask’ until…

My cat once yelled, “Packers!!!!” just once...he had never spoken before and has not said one word since. It was especially strange because it was not even football season and we are not much of a sports family at all. Very strange.

The driver’s remark is chilling. Throughout this whole scandal I’ve been thinking about one good thing that might possibly come from this whole horrible business is that people in those kinds of roles; drivers, hotel staff, bodyguards, etc...people who see and know what’s going on, will be more inclined to speak up. I…

Call me.

YEAH BUT WHICH RESTROOM IS HE USING?????

She thinks it’s cute to have this “thing.” It’s not, but she won’t be disabused of the notion.