Wait, where is Hope Hicks’ office?

The laughing gas and ennui bit frequently randomly pops into my head. It wants to sound so DEEP but it’s just meaningless.

Throwing Copper and Secret Samadhi are the only Live albums that hold up, really. After “The Dolphin’s Cry” it was all downhill.

I was afraid of the Wentz-Trump connection due to his slightly over-the-top Christendom but after Trump’s Haiti comments Wentz trolled him pretty good by posting pictures of himself in Haiti and saying how much he loved the people there. I think Wentz is intelligent enough to not be suckered by Trump’s fake Christian…

It’s nice to see Dawk get his due. I was never a McNabb hater and thought he always got a lot of undue shit in this town, but Dawkins was indisputably the heart and soul of the Eagles when he was here. Watching him come out of the tunnel to the field WAS football in Philadelphia. I hope he’s in Minnesota with the team…

The Toys R Us near me is a depressing hellscape. They have one aisle devoted to Star Wars toys and half of what they have on the shelf are toys from Force Awakens, a movie that came out over 2 years ago. And they aren’t even marked down for clearance! Just still slingin’ full price toys of shitty characters nobody…

And every couple months, there’d be the ad that came with the newspaper and it had a coupon for a free box of promotional shit and you had to rush there as soon as they opened. I remember getting a tiny box of Apple Jacks in that once and being so excited because my mom refused to buy them for us because she, rightly…

Uhh if ISIS had compromised an upstanding rich, white, American male OF COURSE they would plant child porn on his hard drive. That’s just good business.

I remember my 8th grade math teacher thought it was a great idea to show Wall Street to us on some half day before a vacation or something where everyone knew no work would get done. He was this young, goofy guy who in retrospect was probably something of a Libertarian. He fancied himself a stock investor and was…

I remember my parents catching a late-night airing of the Kurt Russell / Sylvester Stallone buddy cop classic Tango & Cash. It was on some cable channel - TNT or TBS or the like - so obviously edited for television. My older brother and I loved cheesy action movies and mom and dad were so sure we would love this movie…

I liked when Seth Meyers used a photo of the Hall of Presidents Trump bot instead of actual pictures of the president for like a whole week.

Tapings of those shows are so orchestrated and rote. You kind of just applaud whenever someone leaves a break in their speech.

Seeing Franco aggressively shove Wisseau when he tried to speak at the Golden Globes, then imitate him, then vindictively walk away and ignore him was enough to seal the deal on my wavering about Franco. Wisseau creeps me out and I have many questions about him, but you can’t invite him to the stage to supposedly…

This guy is the only reason I haven’t checked out Silicon Valley. I love everyone else involved but his overbearing douchebag schtick is too much for me. I didn’t realize he was in Crashing and was disappointed to spend as much time with him on that show as I did. I cannot fathom his popularity in the least. There…

I love how Johnson subverted JJ’s bullshit technique. His mysteries never pay off. LOST was one fucking mystery after another that every fan engaged in and obsessed over with the typically shared understanding that it would lead to something and pay off. All it was in the end was some geeky soap opera. The ride was a…

I really liked the audiobook. Wil Wheaton may have had a lot to do with that. There are some pretty cringe-worthy moments and some pretty awful writing, but it was fun and engrossing to listen to for a couple weeks. But it really read like a novel-length treatment anyway, so the movie was inevitable. I am cautiously…

Cmon man. Is this the, like, it’s built into our biology thing? Yes, the only reason it’s weird is because we decided it is weird. That’s cultural progress. As a society we decided adults shouldn’t

And because 2017 cannot be nice about anything, a few days later on the other side of the city 5 teens beat a homeless man to death while trying to rob him.

So uh, what uncomfortable incident from his past is Mr. Rapaport desperately hoping to never be confronted about?

Growing up in PA, Yuengling was pretty much everyone’s first beer. Everyone’s dad had it in the fridge. In Philly it used to be everywhere and one of the cheapest options but I see it less, with more of the local breweries. I used to think of it as a good fallback option. And we usually got kegs of Yuengling because…