I like Nolan movies. I want to see this movie. Nevertheless, WB can huff my nuts on this one. Your movie isn’t worth putting people’s lives at risk for, you dumb suits. Even if we get a vaccine soon and it’s safe to go to the theater I’m going to wait and pirate this movie because fuck y’all.

Nonsense. Melania knows how to raise children. After all, the greatest principle in Melania’s life is that she may not harm, nor allow by inaction to come to harm, a human being. The second-greatest principle in Melania’s life is that she must obey all orders given to her by a human being, unless such orders would…

I mean, she’s not wrong. Plus, calling for Hillary to enter the race (presumably to split the vote and further diminish the Dem’s chances) really doesn’t help her in the “I’m not a Russian asset” department.

First thing that came to mind when I heard he tried to call Nancy Pelosi and smooth it all over:

MF said “Nautious.” Like he didn’t even give it a good shot. Typed out a word that look like a Transformer that turns into a sailboat.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

I saw them open for the Sex Pistols once. Afterwards, Pearl Jam came on the stage as a surprise act.

Nah, the people who like Tarantino movies think they’re edgy and sophisticated because supposedly he’s a rebel and does things his own way. They can’t see that he’s just like every other toxic bro director, except he shamelessly apes all of the better ones. Throw in a few n-words, and white people think he’s just…

Great stuff, Mr. Ratto.

I guess Sheriff Hopper is alive?

And here I thought that the worst thing that Korn ever did was discover Limp Bizkit.

Blind? I wish I was deaf.

“Man, it’s a hot one, huh?”

No, Linkin Park was never good.  They were always mediocre rock mixed with shitty rap.  They never pushed the boundaries of either genre and only succeeded in dumbing them down for easy marketing and mass appeal.

In fairness, it would be peak Pitchfork if they ran a glowing review of it 27 years ago and are only now choosing to shit on it

Every thing about her response is accurate. I’m proud she has that POV at 19—it will save her a decade or so of excusing this crap from creeps. “Young-looking” 30-year-olds who think you’ve still got it: good for you, now take your ego and self-confidence to a dating pool consisting of your peer group. Remember that…

Why don’t they just rastify him by, say, 10% or so?